A downloadable game

You are no match for the paper maps!

The paper maps will muck you up!

You will be left, sprawling, on unrecognisable but well signposted and compressed terrains (or in space or shopping malls).

You will be scaled down and physiologically regressed!

You will be a barely 3D entity in a mostly 2D world (you can use your placentas as foot pumps to inflate features).

Download

THE MAP BATTALION game 2026.pdf 35 MB

Install instructions

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